Pomegranates, Majorca by John Singer Sargent, 1908
Pomegranates, Majorca by John Singer Sargent, 1908
# the tears… he thought aziraphale was saying they won’t last forever
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I was not expecting this admittedly.
This is a better Supernatural episode than 90% of Supernatural.
I like in the Fellowship of the Rings where they are standing outside the big ass door with the riddle “Speak friend and enter” thing.
And then they’re like, what’s friend in elvish and Legolas just stands there and says nothing.
Frodo: *looks at Gandalf*
Everyone else: *looks at Legolas*
Legolas: [internally] fuck you, in Eregion they spoke a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT kind of elvish, I grew up with like ten different dialects of silvan, this word is pronounced differently in every one of them, this sindarin and my sindarin probably wouldn’t even be a little bit compatible, who fucking knows the door might want it in Quenya, you know what it’s probably in Khuzdul, that’s the kind of language you’d want a password to be in, the one nobody knows, fuck they’re all looking at me I don’t know this there are dozens of different languages spoken by elves you stupid fucks
Legolas: [externally] silence
Gandalf: “…Mellon”
Everyone: *thinks Legolas is stupid*
This is officially one of my favorite tumblr posts.
The Lord Loves You 🙏
The Lord also loves this Patreon page: https://www.patreon.com/warandpeas
fully sober and lucid walking down the street googling “is it normal to get a haircut” “am i allowed to get a haircut” “is the guy at the barber shop going to be mad at me when i go in there”
awesome news you guys
NEVER shutting up about this.
(x)
#you’re going to let the GOVERNMENT tell you who you are???? (liminal-zone)
“This barbie hates cops”
Seen in Brooklyn, New York
* blows a kiss to my computer * for JSTOR
* blows a kiss back *
my little cousin gave me this sloth succulent planter yesterday, and, even though the plant is fake, i love him a lot 🦥
Like music to my ears